Forlorn Funnies is a periodic publication by Paul Hornschemeier (pronounced hornch-myer).

This series of publications collects short prose stories, serialized graphic novels, decapitated dog head diapers, musings about the human condition, and indifferent pseudo-deities that poke at things.

He resides with his wife and son in Belmont, Massachusetts, where he is at work on various book, television, and film projects.